Brotherly Love... Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine,
one is four. The nine-year-old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and
carries it to the register for check-out. The cashier asks "Oh, these must
be for your mom, huh?"
The nine-year-old replies, "Nope, not for my mom." Without thinking, the
cashier responded, "Well, they must be for your sister then?" The
nine-year-old responded, "Nope, not for my sister either."
The cashier had now become curious. "Oh. Not for your mom and not for
your sister -- then who are they for?"
The nine-year old says, "They're for my four-year-old little brother."
The cashier is surprised: "Your four year-old-brother?"
The nine-year-old explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of
these, you can swim or ride a bike -- and my little brother can't do either
of those things."
